if you wanna get with me theres some things you gotta know
i like my beats fast
and i still live with my parents
me arriving at the gates of hell
This photo of Misha makes me laugh every single time god damit I mean how can you not love him
I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that
- I can see them
- I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
- they are really bad singers and
- I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position
gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING
not much discussion of bagpipes on this web site
Yo one of my friends who graduated my high school opened our talent show on the bagpipes a couple years ago.
Dude that’s weird
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
I am ill, I am real, I might got a deal.
I pop bottles and I have the right kind of build.
I am cold, I am dope, I might sell coke.
I’m always in the air, but I never fly coach.
What am I?